Previous Mother's Day gifts that should make up for the lack of one this year

• A box of Red Pencils when you were a teacher.


• A painting I made when I was 5


• Joseph Campbells A Hero with a Thousand Faces


• reading lamp


• Bill moyer's power of myth interview with Joseph Campbell


• My eternal love


• That phone call when i was in college


• Joseph Campbell's dead corpse

See! I'm a good son... that's why I didn't get you something this year... I'm still paying off that fine for digging up Joseph Campbell.